| The Head Gardener's Mug |
When I bought it, I said to the lady taking my £1 coin, "I chose this one because I like to put ideas into people's heads and watch them grow."
After a long pause, I added, "The ideas, not their heads."
After another long pause, I added, "You're right. That makes me sound like a tw .. prat. But it's what I do. I try to be funny with new people. In the .. err .. hope it makes them like me?"
She broke eye contact, popped my £1 coin into the till and, in the best traditions of sitcoms across the multiverse, asked, "How's that working out for you?"
She was right of course; it isn't working out for me.
Anyway: the next posting is a thought experiment, I think, about a brain in a box.
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